ode to the daily happenings of a teenager...

not much happening around here. i'm pretty much wasting time waiting for kitty to call me about the POOL!!!!! tomorrow. she's a lifeguard and she's doing a pool party tonight so she said she wouldn't call until late...i'm feeling the effects of late- so tired. zzzzzz. wait what am i talking about??!!??! i'm supposed to young, vigorous, and full of energy at late hours of the night. lalalala! i hate how much time i have to spend waiting for people, it's so annoying. oh i know i'll make a coolio scenario of...

KAPTAIN (yes spelled with a k for the comic book effect!) KITTY AND HER LIFEGUARDING ADVENTURES!! (herioc theme plays in the back)

the story opens with an innocent day in the life a lifeguard. Kaptain Kitty is working a pool party for nanda's 10th birthday and is hoping to get alittle of that scrumptious cake over by the mom cluster. she scans the pool and sits back in the cracked plastic lifeguarding chair and rests with her orange lifesaving noodle. suddenly a weak cry for help pierces the otherwise silent night air.
Victim: HELP ME *gurgle gurgle* HELP ME *splash splash*
Kaptin Kitty snaps to attention looking at the water for the drowning victim. all the by standers and children have noticed by this time and are now calling on Kaptin Kitty to save the day. making a heroic jump from the high lifeguarding stand, Kaptin Kitty makes a spash and with a perfect dive is in the dark blue water reflecting the hot night. she searches once more for the victim and her eyes find the splashes soon enough. she starts an aggressive freestyle towards the frantic cries for help.
KK: don't worry i've got you now. grab on to my super lifesaving noodle and i'll get u too the edge.
Victim: *sputtering noises and water coughing*
Kaptin Kitty pulls the drowning girl up onto the edge of the pool and climbs out effortlessly and takes the necessary precautions to make sure she is not injured and is breathing. the little girl is eternally grateful and smiles and hugs Kaptin Kitty, thanking her immensely.
Kaptin Kitty will be forever known in our hearts as the girl who saved the pool party and used the orange noodle to do it!
*heroic theme plays once more as story closes to an end*
TA DA!!!

oh god...i have no life!